You decide to forget the gun and go for the badger with your bare hands, mano y mano. As god intended.
You reflect on how awesome you are, and that Nick Offerman might be proud of how manly you are acting.
Unfortunately, the badger is superior in every way, and before you're hands get near him, he starts biting your face off. Literally.
As you lay dying, you realize the one lesson you forgot to remember: Honey Badger don't care, Honey Badger get's what it wants.