MOTD

<yellow>Life gave me lemons, I'm allergic.
Protip: Don’t die
<grey>Left click to destroy blocks.
<red>Pirates are people too!
<red><bold>These are all cringe
<yellow>Pineapple on Pizza?
The server's up? Always has been.
Remember <light_purple>StarBot<reset>?
<rainbow:!2>Ooh look multicoloured madness!!!!
<green>Come in the forest. Go on. Do it.
<#FFA500>A gun is the most effective way to kill a fish.
<red><b>29.7826274% Concrete Percentage
Why are so many of these <red>red<reset>?
<red>NullPointerException
<b>Hmmm Hi
<b>Its a trap!
<blue>That's no moon....
<red><i>Here I sit broken hearted...
Han shot first!
<i>* Aggressively spamming right click *
I blame lag<i>
<white>/near /near /near /near <red>Kicked for spamming!
<green>We look for things... Things to make us go.
<red><b>IT'S A BRICKTATORSHIP!!!
<b>[Unlock this EA sponsored message for .99¢]
<red>Oblivion now has 24 stations!
<i>ETA?
<red><b>Dont trust the weddings...
https://horizonsend.net/discord
<red><b>Wait this isn’t Google
<i>Why am i enemy of AR? - BlockBuster019
<gray>System.out.<light_purple>println<gray>(<green>"Hello World"<gray>);
<i>Well you found me, congratulations.
<b>Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse
<green>We stop for cows
<i>haha spaceship go brrrrr
<gray>99% of ships are grey doritos
You have a different opinion? <red>*bombs your settlement*
<b><aqua>Whats overlap?
<gray>Space... the final frontier.
<red>Removed: Too long
<i>Have I ever told you the meaning of insanity?
:(){ :|:& };:
<b><yellow>It's minecraft... <rainbow><i>But in SPACE!!!
<blue>C'mon dev team stop playing and start <gradient:yellow:red><b>CODING.
<i>The cake is a lie!
Abandon the sword, embrace <red><b><i>EXPLOSIONS!
<red><i>It's a faaaaake!
<yellow>That's not part of the test. <red><b>That's asbestos.
<aqua><i>i use arch btw
<green>Resistance is futile
<red><b>The sun is a deadly lazer.
<yellow><b>Removed - Quality Control
<aqua>A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away….
<yellow>0 days since last starship related incident
<yellow>Helmet Included
<b>Robots deserve RIGHTS, <i>Cyber-Ism is no joke.
<red><b>Stop hitting refresh.
<green><b>Keep Refreshing!
<gold>Space Trucking Simulator <i>2.0
<aqua>Planet Earth is <blue>blue</blue> and there's nothing I can do...
<gradient:red:dark_red>I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...
<b><red>Remember:</red></b> Wear your space helmet when going outside!
<red>They're all dead. Everbody's <b>dead</b>, Dave.
Maybe we will re-open <red>submissions?
<yellow>1,500 Deprecation warnings and counting...
<i>Whos idea was this again?
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<b>Optifine is obsolete
<b><yellow>Forge is obsolete
<i>I ran out of ideas.
<green>MiniMessage is cool.
<red>Days since last pirate attack: -1