blind.txt

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I hate insect
puns, they
really bug me.
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I haven't seen
the eye doctor
in years.
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I don't see
you having a
bright future.
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Are you doing
a blind run
of this game?
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Pizza joke? No
I think it's a
bit too cheesy
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A novice skier
often jumps to
contusions.
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The beach?
I'm not shore
I can make it.
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Rental agents
offer quarters
for dollars.
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I got my tires
fixed for a
flat rate.
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New light bulb
invented?
Enlighten me.
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A baker's job
is a piece of
cake.
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My optometrist
said I have
vision!
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When you're a
baker, don't
loaf around.
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Mire requires
Ether Quake,
or Bombos.
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Broken pencils
are pointless.
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The food they
serve guards
lasts sentries
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Being crushed
by big objects
is depressing.
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A tap dancer's
routine runs
hot and cold.
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A weeknight is
a tiny
nobleman.
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The chimney
sweep wore a
soot and tye.
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Gardeners like
to spring into
action.
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Bad at nuclear
physics. I
Got no fission
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Flint and
steel are a
good match.
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I'd peg you
as a fan of
the hammer.
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Archers give
gifts tied
with a bow.
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A healed
gambler is
all better.
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Any old sword
will make the
cut here.
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Lazy wyrms
keep dragon
their feet.
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Percussionist
masters drum
up audiences.
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Retrievers
love fetch
quests.
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Sausage is
the wurst.
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I tried to
catch fog,
but I mist.
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Winter is a
great time
to chill.
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Do you think
the Ice Rod
is cool?
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Pyramids?
I never saw
the point.
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Stone golems
are created as
blank slates.
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Desert humor
is often dry.
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Ganon is a
bacon of
despair!
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Butchering
cows means
high steaks.
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I can't search
the web...
Too many links
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I can whistle
Most pitches
but I can't C
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The Blinds
Store is
curtain death
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Dark Aga Rooms
are not a
bright idea.
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Best advice
for a Goron?
Be Boulder.
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Equestrian
services are
a stable job.
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Do I like
drills? Just
a bit.
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I'd shell out
good rupees
for a conch.
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Current
affairs are
shocking!
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A lying Goron
deals in
boulderdash.
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A bread joke?
Eh, it'd be
half-baked.
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I could take
a stab at a
sword pun.
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Gloves open
a handful
of checks
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Red mail?
Return to
sender.
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For sale:
Baby boots,
Never found
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SRL or rtGG?
I prefer the
Ladder
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Ladders are
always up
to something
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Zelda's
fashion is
very chic
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Zombie geese
are waterfoul.
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I bought some
cuccos for a
poultry sum.
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The stratus of
clouds is up
in the air.
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Tie two ropes
together?!
I think knot!
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Time for you
to go on a
Blind date!
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Seven is a
prime number
of crystals.
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Reflect on if
you want the
third shield.
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I can't see
myself using
the mirror.
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Gravity let
me down.
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An empty fortune
cookie is rather
unfortunate.
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A balloon joke?
It'd go over
people's heads.
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Dying by Ice
Rod Cave makes
people crabby.
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Tower builders
should stay on
the up and up.
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When cooking,
don't lose track
of the thyme.
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Eating clocks is
time consuming.
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My fear of
tsunamis comes
in waves.
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Write a story?
What a novel
idea.
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Sign language
is pretty handy!
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Cook a potato?
I'd make a hash
of it.
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Ice Trinexx is
polar-icing
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