ganon_1.txt

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Start your day
smiling with a
delicious
whole grain
breakfast
created for
your incredible
insides.
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You drove
away my other
self, Agahnim,
two times…
But, I won't
give you the
Triforce.
I'll defeat
you!
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Impa says that
the mark on
your hand
means that you
are the hero
chosen to
awaken Zelda.
Your blood can
resurrect me.
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Don't stand,

don't stand so
Don't stand so

close to me
Don't stand so
close to me
Back off buddy
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So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
go to the show
To feel the
warm thrill of
confusion
That space
cadet glow.
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Like other
pulmonate land
gastropods,
the majority
of land slugs
have two pairs
of 'feelers'
or tentacles,
on their head.
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If you were a
burrito, what
kind of a
burrito would
you be?
Me, I fancy I
would be a
spicy barbacoa
burrito.
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I am your
father's
brother's
nephew's cousin's
former roommate.
What does that
make us, you ask?
Absolutely
nothing!
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I'll be more
eager about
encouraging
thinking
outside the
box when there
is evidence of
any thinking
inside it.
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If we're not
meant to have
midnight
snacks, then
why is there
a light in the
fridge?

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I feel like we
keep ending up
here.

Don't you?

It's like
deja vu
all over again.
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Did you know?
The biggest
and heaviest
cheese ever
produced
weighed
57,518 pounds
and was 32
feet long.
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Now there was
a time, When
you loved me
so. I couldn't
do wrong,
And now you
need to know.
So how you
like me now?
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Did you know?
Nutrition
experts
recommend that
at least half
of our daily
grains come
from whole
grain products.
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The Hemiptera
or true bugs
are an order
of insects
covering 50k
to 80k species
like aphids,
cicadas, and
shield bugs.
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Thanks for
dropping in.
The first
passengers
in a hot
air balloon
were a duck,
a sheep,
and a rooster.
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You think you
are so smart?

I bet you
didn't know
you can't hum
while holding
your nose
closed.
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Grumble,

grumble…
Grumble,

grumble…
Seriously, you
were supposed
to bring food.
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Join me hero,
and I shall
make your face
the greatest
in the Dark
World!

Or else you
will die!
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Why rule over
a desert full
of stereotypes
when I can
corrupt a
world into
pure evil and
rule over
that instead?
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When I conquer
the Light
World, I'll
hold a parade
of all my
monsters to
demonstrate my
might to the
people!
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Life…
    dreams…
          hope…
Where'd they come
from? And where
are they headed?
These things…
I am going to
destroy!
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My minions all
failed to
guard those
items?!

Why am I
surrounded by
incompetent
fools?!
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Bacon dates to
1500 BCE and
refers to the
back of a pig.
The average
American eats
18 pounds of
Roman 'petaso'
every year.
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The Enrichment
Center would
like to remind
You that the
Companion
Duck will not
betray you
and in fact
cannot speak.
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Goose is
actually the
term for
female geese,
male geese are
called
ganders.
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You remind me
of the babe.

The babe with
the power.

The power of
voodoo.
You do.
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At first I
was afraid, I
was petrified
Kept thinking
I could never
live without
you by my side
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Do you mind?!
I was busy!

Don't you
knock before
coming into
someone's
house?!  How
rude!
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"5th Edition" D&D
is only fifth of
the AD&D fork of
the game. AD&D
1e's books were
first printed in
1977, '78, & '79.
Original D&D came
out in 1974.
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Hello there

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Ganon:
General Kenobi

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