uncle.txt

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We're out of
Weetabix. To
the store!
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This seed is
bootless
until boots.
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Why do we only
have one bed?
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This is the
only textbox.
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I'm going to
go watch the
Moth tutorial.
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This seed is
the worst.
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Chasing tail.
Fly ladies.
Do not follow.
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I feel like
I've done this
before…
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Magic Cape can
pass through
the barrier!
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If this is a
Kanzeon seed,
I'm quitting.
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I am not your
real uncle.
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You're going
to have a very
bad time.
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Today you
will have
bad luck.
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I am leaving
forever.
Goodbye.
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Don't worry.
I got this
covered.
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Race you to
the castle!
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      hi
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I'm just going
out for a
pack of smokes
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It's dangerous
to go alone.
See ya!
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Are you a bad
enough dude to
rescue Zelda?
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    I AM ERROR
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This seed is
sub 2 hours,
guaranteed.
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The chest is
a secret to
everybody.
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I'm off to
find the
wind fish.
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The shortcut
to Ganon
is this way!
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The moon is
crashing! Run
for your life!
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Time to fight
he who must
not be named.
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Red Mail
is for
cowards.
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Hey!

Listen!
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Well
excuuuuuse me,
princess!
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5,000 Rupee
reward for >
You're boned.
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Welcome to
Stoops Lonk's
Hoose
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Erreur de
traduction.
svp reessayer
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I could beat
it in an hour
and one life.
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I thought this
was open mode?
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Get to the
chop...
castle!
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Come with me
if you want
to live
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I must go
my planet
needs me
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Are we in
go mode yet?
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Darn, I
thought this
was combo.
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Don't check
anything I
wouldn't!
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I know where
the bow is!
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This message
will self
destruct.
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Time to cast
Meteo on
Ganon!
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I have a
long, full
life ahead!
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Why did that
soda have a
skull on it?
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Something
random just
came up.
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I'm bad at
this. Can you
do it for me?
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Link!
   Wake up!
      ... Bye!
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Text me when
you hit
go mode.
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Turn off the
stove before
you leave.
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It's raining.
I'm taking
the umbrella.
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Count to 30.
Then come
find me.
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Gonna shuffle
all the items
real quick.
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Off to buy us
a second bed!
Later!
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