while (alive) {
eat();
code();
sleep();
repeat();
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When I'm not questioning my life choices or debugging code that worked perfectly yesterday:
class AayushBrain:
def __init__(self):
self.current_status = "Probably overthinking code architecture"
self.coffee_level = "Critically Low"
self.bugs_fixed = "∞"
self.bugs_created = "∞ + 1"
def daily_routine(self):
return [
"Wake up",
"Question existence",
"Open 47 Stack Overflow tabs",
"Close 47 Stack Overflow tabs",
"Write code",
"Question code",
"Delete code",
"Rewrite same code",
"Push to production at 4:59 PM",
"Pray it works"
]| What I Say I Do | What I Actually Do |
|---|---|
| NLP Research | Talk to ChatGPT |
| Full-Stack Development | Stack Overflow Copying Artist |
| Problem Solving | Creating More Problems |
| Education Innovation | Teaching computers to be as confused as I am |
<script>
let skills = {
languages: ["JavaScript", "Python", "HTML", "CSS", "Coffee Script ☕"],
frameworks: ["Svelte 💚", "React (when Svelte is sleeping)", "Node.js"],
nlp_tools: ["NLTK", "spaCy", "Transformers", "GPT (my therapist)"],
database: ["MongoDB", "PostgreSQL", "My brain (volatile storage)"],
currently_learning: "How to center a div 😭",
fun_fact: "I debug code by staring at it until it feels guilty"
};
</script>- 🤹♂️ Education Apps: Teaching machines to be smarter than me (low bar)
- 🎭 NLP Experiments: Teaching computers to understand humans (still working on understanding them myself)
- 🎪 Web Apps: Creating digital experiences that hopefully don't crash
- 🤖 Automation: Because I'm too lazy to do things manually
📉 Expectations
📈 Reality
📊 Coffee Intake
const current_status = {
listening_to: "Syntax errors in my head",
watching: "Code compile",
learning: "Everything except what I'm supposed to",
mood: Array(99).fill('🙃')[Math.floor(Math.random() * 99)]
};