Github README
- First
- We should
- Make strong coffee
This is a readme, you should read it because describes the project and how to use it.
The section about coffee is the most important.
Github users
Before using README, ensure you have:
- Coffee
- 2 tablespoons of coffee.
- 4 tablespoons of sugar.
- 1/4 cup of oat milk, or milk of choice.
- 3/4 cup of water.
If you read it from top to bottom, there is no installation required.
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There is no installation required.
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Just make coffee and start reading.
- Optional: Outsource reading.
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Drink coffee.
- If there is no more coffee, make more.
- If there is no more, go to the store.
- If there is no more coffee, make more.
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Boil water.
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Add coffee and sugar.
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Add 3/4 cup of water.
- Stir.
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Add 1/4 oat milk.
- Stir.
- DO NOT SPILL!
- Stir.
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Drink.
Coffee might be hot.
Sometimes coffee is not perfect. Here are some common issues and solutions:
Issue | Solution |
HOT COFFEE! | Wait for it to cool down. |
Cold coffee | Heat it up. |
Coffee is too bitter. | Add more sugar. Add more milk. |
Coffee is too sweet. | Make another cup. Add less sugar. Mix cups of coffee. |
Coffee is not sweet enough. | Add more sugar. |
- If you think you can make a better README, you are
wrong
. - If you think you can make a better coffee, prove it.
- Iced coffee is not coffee.
- But it is good.
- If you need help, you are not reading the README.
- If you can read this, you do not need help.
- If you want to help, buy me coffee.