Imagine a programmer who writes code like a chef makes spaghetti - sometimes perfectly al dente, sometimes a complete disaster that looks like it was attacked by a toddler with scissors. That's me! 🍝👨💻
When I'm not busy rewriting code that worked yesterday but somehow doesn’t today, I’m:
- 🔭 Working on Ulfat, a collaborative code editor so my friends can crash my session in real time.
- 🌱 Growing my skills like an overwatered cactus, trying to master Rust before it masters me.
- 💬 Asking existential questions, like why
npm installtakes longer than cooking instant noodles.
Basically, I'm like a Swiss Army knife of programming - sometimes useful, often confusing.
Translation: These stats prove I spend more time on GitHub than socializing. Send help. Or coffee. Preferably coffee.
Warning: Following me might result in unexpected bursts of sarcasm and obscure programming memes. (👈 Believe me, I told ChatGPT this is not a good line.)
"I turn caffeine into code, and occasionally into mild existential dread."
- Probably me, definitely caffeinated
Visitors so far:
(Each visit is a small victory against my imposter syndrome)